Is it wrong of me to be happy that our raffle didn't sell a single ticket over the weekend so that, instead of counting money for the PTA, I am sitting on my couch in an empty house enjoying a cup of coffee?
When your spouse takes a business trip, how do you feel?
Your 7 year old rides the bus home daily amidst swearing Kindergarteners, violent 1st graders, and various other delinquents squeezed in 3 to a seat. Your response?
Which would you least like to see on a beverage label?
When a child cusses, it is:
What is your favorite word for underwear?
Just how inappropriate is it that my 2 year old now refers to me almost exclusively as "Hott Mama"?
3 comments:
it might be nicer if you could do like scrooge mcduck and swim the pta's gold coins while drinking the coffee in your quiet house.
Something tells me it is neither as easy or as fun as it looks to swim through a room full of coins. But wouldn't you like to try?
do you still need a donation?
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