The little stinker

Last week when Dorian slept until 10am, he got up and announced to me that he had "slept as long as a skunk." As baffling as this initially seemed to me, I did have to concede that I don't know how long skunks sleep and that 14 hours may be right on the money.

Then today, Dorian asked me to blow on his pizza because it was "as hot as a skunk on fire." At least it didn't have the accompanying smell.