Mind blown twice, VT woman struggles to recover

So, you know we are now the proud owners of RockBand2 and as such spend a lot of time playing the same songs over and over. Awesome songs they are and most of them fun to sing.

Having the lyrics written out has been an enlightening experience. I have learned that:

• "Come out and play (Keep 'em separated)" is about gang warfare.
• "Pretend that we're dead" is about not letting capitalist pigs walk all over you (or something).
• some songs are just gibberish.
• "Aqualung" is about a dirty old man.
• there is a reason why those old Time/Life commercials only played certain, brief portions of the songs in their collections. (See: Aqualung which only had the line "Sitting on a park bench")

But none of those things blew my mind. No, it was my husband disabusing me of the notion that 2 of the songs were sung by women. First, it was "Lazy Eye" by the Silversun Pickups. "That is not a man!" I said repeatedly. I absolutely flat out refused to believe him, mystical turtle that he is and possessor of far more music knowledge than I will ever have. "Look them up," he says. So, I did an image search and pronounced indignantly, "See! There's a girl! She must sing this. She must." Well, not quite:

So, I clearly lost on that one, although when I watch him sing, it still seems wrong with a capital R.

Next came that old classic "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac. This song was made for me in this game.* Guaranteed 100% every time. Or at least 99%. Either way, I was sure it must be Stevie Nicks singing. Wrong-o:

Obviously, Lindsay Buckingham singing about Stevie Nicks. Whoops. What do I know? Only that I sing like a man, I guess. A very effeminate man.

* "My Own Worst Enemy" and "Eye of the Tiger" are also tailored to my abilities. Some of the others, not so much.