You know how some people make you feel like you've never done anything with your life?

Like inventors? Or teenage celebrities? Or the employed and employable?

Well, we have a couple of friends who are doing something exciting and terrifying and awesome. Mothra's cousin, Noah*, and his friend Tim** are biking from Alaska to Central America. Yes, you read that right. I mean, who does that? I'm sitting around putting off mopping the floor and they are cycling their way through states I've yet to even visit, let alone traverse on two wheels.

You should check out their blog, Cow Spokes, while you have nothing else to do. They are also raising money and awareness about Heifer International along the way, so donate if you are feeling generous.

*Not a good monster name.
** Also lackluster.