there'll be days like this

the children are short, the days are long

Thursday, May 8, 2008

If I were a firefly, I would light up my ass at night...


You need to stop what you are doing right now and go watch this. I'm not joking. Stop reading this post about nothing but the best 15 second clips of bug porno performed by Isabella Rossellini. I'm serious. I have nothing else to say. Just go watch it. Now.

1 comment:

Crispin H. Glover said...

The greatest! The little vignettes are the perfect extension of her continuous visits to late nite talk shows where she somehow always manages to bring up insect sex. These are simply astounding. They manage to be mind blowingly educational as well as hilarious. My favorite part might be when she keeps sliding in and out of the snail shell. Now if only she'd attempt to recreate slugs knocking boots but I think she'd need to remove her spine first.