Sebastian: You know how many babies you should have?
Me: 2.
S: No, 3.
Dorian: I'm hungry.
M: Daddy and I think 2 is plenty.
D: I have dis? [holds up bag of pretzels]
S: No, it isn't.
M: No, Dorian, it's only 9 o'clock.
S: You need to have 3!
D: I have some chips?
M: We can't have any more babies. No, Dorian, no chips!
S: Why can't you have any more babies? Why?
D: [sobbing] I want some chi-hi-hi-hips!!!
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I want some chips too. Please. I want chips. Or maybe some ice cream. Ice cream? I want some ice cream! Chocolate!!
You left out the good part...how exactly did you explain why you cannot have any more babies?
I told him that there was a "little operation" which left us unable to have any more. But that wasn't so funny so I left it out.
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