When your spouse takes a business trip, how do you feel?
Your 7 year old rides the bus home daily amidst swearing Kindergarteners, violent 1st graders, and various other delinquents squeezed in 3 to a seat. Your response?
Which would you least like to see on a beverage label?
When a child cusses, it is:
What is your favorite word for underwear?
Just how inappropriate is it that my 2 year old now refers to me almost exclusively as "Hott Mama"?
4 comments:
Hooray for us! I'm with stupid x 2.
I think I'm way more sourpusses vs the world these days.
I know that sourpusses vs. the world quote from a comic, but I've forgotten which one. Can you remind me?
It's from Matt Groening's Life is Hell. You can find it in the Love is Hell book.
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