The elusive Hott Mama

Rarely caught on film, Hott Mama was spotted today practicing faux-ga on the banks of the West River.

Here she is performing such poses as "the pointy flamingo", "the upward jig", "the mentally unbalanced" and "the precarious table". Gamera, mystical turtle though he may be, could not match the fine form of the Hott Mamonster.

He must, however, be given credit for his moves, "the inimitable forcefield" and "the velocipooper".

Even their young contributed "the inimitable backhand".

She's magic: