You ready for this one?

I was having trouble with my debit card. It would only swipe about half the time, so I went into the bank and they ordered me a new card.

The card arrived last week, I cut up the old one, and put the new one in my wallet.

I went to use it at the co-op today for the first time. It won't swipe. The cashier tries repeatedly. Nothing doing. I said, "It's a brand new card. This is ridiculous." She looks closer at the machine.

It's expired. My brand new card says it is "good thru" 12/07.

I've got all the luck.