A diaper pail in need of emptying, the chaos only 2 kids can create, and an excess of useless clutter dominated by scraps of paper with pictures of Animusic on them.
-plants that need watering -a Hall and Oates "Live at the Apollo Theater" vinyl record -a big blue candle in the shape of a monkey that now has a special home-made wall sconce -socks all over the floor -probably dirty dishes in the sink -unused hot glue gun sticks -evidence of our white slavery syndicate
me on my lazy booty on the couch looking at gossip mags on the computer. two kitties dust playing with some new computer program and leftover containers of food containers of food we will never eat
When your spouse takes a business trip, how do you feel?
Your 7 year old rides the bus home daily amidst swearing Kindergarteners, violent 1st graders, and various other delinquents squeezed in 3 to a seat. Your response?
Which would you least like to see on a beverage label?
When a child cusses, it is:
What is your favorite word for underwear?
Just how inappropriate is it that my 2 year old now refers to me almost exclusively as "Hott Mama"?
What will the pigs find when they raid your island?
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A diaper pail in need of emptying, the chaos only 2 kids can create, and an excess of useless clutter dominated by scraps of paper with pictures of Animusic on them.
-plants that need watering
-a Hall and Oates "Live at the Apollo Theater" vinyl record
-a big blue candle in the shape of a monkey that now has a special home-made wall sconce
-socks all over the floor
-probably dirty dishes in the sink
-unused hot glue gun sticks
-evidence of our white slavery syndicate
me on my lazy booty on the couch looking at gossip mags on the computer.
two kitties
dust playing with some new computer program
and leftover containers of food containers of food we will never eat
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