Recent meal conversations

D: Do you want to play knock knock jokes?

S: Okay.

D: Knock knock

S: Who's there?

D: Banana

S: Banana who?

D: Knock knock

S: Who's there?

D: Orange

S: Orange who?

D: Orange you glad I couldn't did you say banana?

S: You need to say banana more first!

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S: You know what, Mama? I'm not just a cow predator, I also like them!

HM: Oh, yeah?

S: Yeah. I wouldn't kill one that's still alive. I'd just eat one from a restaurant.

HM: ....

S: I wouldn't want to eat a live one because I don't want to taste the skin.